"Mom, an earring would make me look tough!"
"I could take you down... I know Kung Fu."
(to another child)
"I tried to to hit the toilet, really!"
"Mom, I'm gonna live at home forever."
"Yeah... I have 4 girl-friends."
"Look at me...(dances) I'm sexy and I know it."
"Mom, how come I only have one dad, ____ has two!"
"How did Alex get in your belly? Mrs_____ has a big belly, but she said there was no baby in it."
"Mom, guess what? I farted."
(laughs hysterically)
Ha! He certainly is not lacking in confidence :) It sounds like you're far from lacking in entertainment, too!
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